Tank Goodness!
A downloadable game for Windows
*Update: We were informed that the gravity was too strong on some computers which stopped players from moving, we fixed the issue so that it (hopefully) works properly for everyone. Sorry to update again but hopefully this is the last game breaking glitch, and thanks to KevRevDev, who told us about the glitch!
*Update: Hey everybody, the Original Build we uploaded had a glitch that prevented the game from playing past the title screen.
Fixed version can be downloaded here: Press the "Tank Goodness!" project below .
We're very sorry for the error, we hope that you'll still give the game a try.
GAME DESCRIPTION:
For more ammo, absorb incoming mountain dew branded attacks!
(Please play with a controller)
Controls: (for PS4 controller)
Talk/Shoot is the Box Button
Absorb is Circle
Switch Target is Triangle
Drift is "X" (while moving)
Lock on is L1
Drive is R2
Tank Goodness is a tank based shooter where you fight to save the humans from the oppression of the Randy Old Man, your father, played by Sir Ian MecKellen!
HURT ME DADDY!
Absorb incoming attacks from the beings known as the "Daddies" who protect the captured mother crystals. Absorbing the attacks as they come close fills your hurt meter! And use it as ammo to defeat enemies and destroy the mother crystals.
HURT ME, DADDY!
Ingredients:
Deep bass “ooohhh nooooo!” every time you die
- Not having a way to tell you how much time you've played.
- There is a minor NPC early on in the game that shares the exact character model as the player. This is never explained or acknowledged by anyone in the game.
- Redeeming codes found under the cap of participating Mountain Dew beverages unlocks powerful armor covered in Mountain Dew branding. If you abstain from the promotion, your party will occasionally comment about how good a Mountain Dew would taste about now. (No code yet but Sleezer will say it randomly)
- You have a extremely annoying small sidekick. Who will in particular randomly trip you over giggle and say don’t mind me. And despite having no likeable characteristics everyone in the game your character included loves this piece of trash. Suggested name Sleezer
(Sleezer is our helicopter, always cracking the worst dad jokes. He acts as your version of Navi for Ocarina of Time, occasionally tripping you when you lock off a target)
SLOGAN: "Hurt me Daddy"
CELEBRITY LIKENESS: Ian McKellen as The Randy Old Man
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I can't seem to progress past the start of the game. I drove all around but there's no way up. It looks like the intended path is up the front of the big polygon coming out of his foot, but the tank won't drive up it. Am I missing something?
Hey, thanks for trying out the game. We're sorry to hear that you can't get up the foot. We tried on two computers but we don't have any issues.
Were you playing with a controller? Cause some mouse and keyboards seem to give a bit of trouble sometimes.
Also does the tank feel like it's driving rather slowly? You might need to build up enough momentum to get up.
Hopefully, one of those can help do the issue, either that or its a glitch, but we hope that's not the case.
Once again thanks for trying our game out! We hope we can help you play through it.
I'm using an xbox gamepad, and the controls are pretty bizarre. I have to use the start button to drive. It's supposed to be on a trigger though right? Are you basing the speed on how far the trigger is pulled?
Oh yeah the drive is supposed to be mapped to the right trigger, we used a ps4 controller, so maybe that has a different button mapping.
The buttons can be changed in the Player Settings Dialogue box that comes up before you press "Start Game". The drive is listed as "Fire 1". The shoot is listed as "Fire 2" and the lock on button is "Fire 3" and the Hurt button (which allows you to absorb attacks for ammo when they get close to you) is listed as "Hurt".
We plan to update the page with the controls for both keyboard and gamepad shortly. So anyone can read.
I don't think the speed was mapped to the pressure applied but it's worth a shot. Hopefully it fixes the issue. If not, then maybe it'll work better with a keyboard and mouse, but you might still have to adjust the key mapping to have the most comfortable experience. Sorry for the inconvience.
I will try those options and see if it helps.
Hey again, we think we found the problem. Sorry, it had nothing to do with your controller, rather since we had to custom code our own gravity to drive around the Randy Old Man, we unknowingly made it frame dependent, so your gravity was probably too strong (assuming your frame rate was high). Thanks alot for bringing this to our attention. We're a bit worried that alot of people weren't able to play our game cause of this and we would have never known that this issue existed without your feedback!
We think we were able to quickly fix it so if you're still interested in trying it out, you can redownload it, and let us know if the issue was fixed. Just in case, we might also upload a web version, as it might have less game breaking bugs in it.
Once again your feedback really helped us out, L&R!